Misha, but you were too scared to taste it.
Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius
OH MY GOD YES
I just found out Google has an etymology thing if you search “etymology of [word]” and
[deep heavy breathing] THE WORD TARDIS HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE THE 1800s
how i seduce men
Dog: Oh you got new owner!
Cat: Yeah. She picked me up from the pound yesterday
Dog: She is so cute! What did you name her?
wow over the hedge fandom long time no see
let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis
I can’t handle all the feels
You stabbed yourself!
DAMMIT LOGAN, BE SAD, I’M DYING!
FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN
Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.
This always makes me happy.
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
a boy just asked me if we could play ‘the question game’ so I said ‘ok would you rather have a vagina on your forehead or penises going down your back like a stegosaurus?’ and he hasn’t replied