Anyone?

i-think-i-m-adorable:

Misha, but you were too scared to taste it.

thatisludicrous:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

vinegod:

Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius

jfc

OH MY GOD YES

lumos5000:

thetelungbarrow:

shippersona:

digatisdi:

I just found out Google has an etymology thing if you search “etymology of [word]” and

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[deep heavy breathing] THE WORD TARDIS HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE THE 1800s

WELL THEN….

DOOOOOOWEEEEOOOOOOOO

virginitity:

how i seduce men

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I wonder if our animals give us names that we don’t know about

onceuponawholockfannibal:

theotheristhedoctor:

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

assbutt-wizard-in-the-tardis:

like

Dog: Oh you got  new owner!

Cat: Yeah. She picked me up from the pound yesterday

Dog: She is so cute! What did you name her?

Cat: Steve.

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wow over the hedge fandom long time no see

obsessedwithspn:

let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis

nevergoingbackthere:

chookiemunster:

voxxmcmuffin:

I can’t handle all the feels

You stabbed yourself!

DAMMIT LOGAN, BE SAD, I’M DYING!

victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

the-thorster:

The real reason Bucky left (original caps)

ericrileyy:


Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

This always makes me happy.

ericrileyy:

Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

This always makes me happy.

doctorspontaneous:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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benedictcumberbatch:

a boy just asked me if we could play ‘the question game’ so I said ‘ok would you rather have a vagina on your forehead or penises going down your back like a stegosaurus?’ and he hasn’t replied